Posts Tagged ‘beatmaster flash’

How To Make a Pop Tart

Saturday, February 16th, 2013

I’m surprised there isn’t an ehow page about this. Oh, wait, turns out there is. But they’ve got it all wrong.

Let Beatmaster Flash sort out that problem on a hangover during presidents day weekend, or a midnight snack craving. Or breakfast, when toast just isn’t enough. Here is the official “How To Make a Pop Tart”.

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The Two Minute Drill – Screenplay Practice

Wednesday, January 9th, 2013

I’m not one for New Years resolutions, but for some reason I sort of promised myself (and Dead Red Eyes) a whole list of nonsense for 2013. Here’s one I thought was worth a mention though.

Once a week I need to randomly just drop things once per week and do a short screenplay. In 2 minutes (technically I probably give myself 5 or maybe 10 though), write up a short screenplay, put in as many elements as possible, even the dreaded “MONTAGE” if I have to! Just don’t go overboard with characters and make it something that can be filmed on the cheap, as we are broke.

The first one last week was a short background piece for Beatmaster Flash that sort of serves as a character introduction. If we don’t end up using it, I might as well put it up on the site. Anyway, lets see how it goes. Anyone got any ideas for the next one?

And if you don’t know who I’m talking about- http://www.deadredeyes.com/thanksgiving-brought-to-you-by-beatmaster-flash

Thanksgiving, Brought To You By Beatmaster Flash

Saturday, November 24th, 2012

I tried to come up with a top 10 list of Thanksgiving movies.  I could only think of one.  I started looking around and realised its not good to put things none of us have seen. That and Thanksgiving movies are shit.

However, its time for a commercial break. From da beatmaster.